Though others may view you as something of a joke, you are serious business. In fact, the scorn of others is your primary motivator, and you relish opportunities to prove not only your equality, but your superiority. Although horrifically obese, you are quite nimble–able to project your body like a missile or slap someone repeatedly so quickly your hand appears as one blur. You are not the first choice of beginners, but an acquired taste that only more advanced minds appreciate. Resist the temptation to appeal to the masses, stay true to your traditions and you will small but loyal following.
Horrifically obese?! :(